Carpet Company

Looks like a thermal…feels like a sweater. A thermal that actually works !

If you were there on january 6th…I Recommend you not to purchase this.

look like you just got in a fight wearing a single stitch tee.

You heard of camo right? blending with nature and shyt? well imagine if you can blend in with rusted nails and spickets and rakes and shyt. Finally be able to hide in a barn without jason vorhees findin ya azz

Walk around town like you got a tire to run you over straight down the middle of your body.

Carpet stinks and we all know that. This only makes it sound like you stink too.

Grandma vibes but with a hint of "work hard"

Candy Corn on your waist type beat

A hat that is sure to make your mother finally yell at you for the stupid purchases you have been making lately.

a Hat sure to get your grandfathers attention that you always wanted.

I wore these the other day....and something was off, so you know what I did? I went to the western store and copped some Cowboy boots. Been rockin the duo ever since.

You know what the C on the back pocket stand for?   CAKE....only when you wear em tho.

Shirt picked at RANDOM, just like a lottery except you always win. This might be our prized possession of this drop. You know we had to take our favorite rag tees, and put them in a massive scanner and print the muhfuka. This lowkey...

My fave tee of the season, that's all ima say. Shout out REEMO!   Artwork by Blinkerfluid

Life is like a flower....you get it out da mud....flourish....then you kinda just die off and feed the ground for the next flower to grow. On a lighter note, dont be a flower, just wear it.

Id gift this shirt to a hot chick or a grandma, this one kinda just got reach like that.

you know Days before Rodeo???? these the seconds before the rodeo fr.

(Insert some stupid little joke about only seeing the black outline) yea real fckin funny.

What can anyone possible say about a keychain anymore anyway. Anyway, saw a K-pop star rockin a cstar keychain on IG...after seeing that I went and bought some Korean fried chicken to support them back in anyway I could

Is there such a thing as an "arabian cowboy aesthetic"? There is now.

walk around town lookin like a whole germ

Cant wait to make my feet stink these up

are your dogs barkin? well this is a muzzle for them

Call me caramel foot!