Carpet Company

Carpet stinks and we all know that. This only makes it sound like you stink too.

Grandma vibes but with a hint of "work hard"

Candy Corn on your waist type beat

Look like buttered popcorn or women anatomy. Your choice

Reversible beanie so that when the white side is dirty you can switch it out for the black side. Stinky, but at-least it'll look clean.

A hat that is sure to make your mother finally yell at you for the stupid purchases you have been making lately.

a Hat sure to get your grandfathers attention that you always wanted.

A hat you dont want to wear to work unless you wanna apply for unemployment the next day.

They always say Yee Haw but never Haw Yee ;(

Yee Haw Type Beat

I wore these the other day....and something was off, so you know what I did? I went to the western store and copped some Cowboy boots. Been rockin the duo ever since.

You know what the C on the back pocket stand for?   CAKE....only when you wear em tho.

Raiders vibes fr. Not even a raiders fan tbh. Fck them...fck that I dont even know a lick of football.   I used to be a lineback when I was 10 years old...I was type chunky fr.

Nah I needa be on a farm with a straw of wheat in my mouth while wearing this.

This the type of hoodie you wear to a hardcore show of a band you dont even like!

Shirt picked at RANDOM, just like a lottery except you always win. This might be our prized possession of this drop. You know we had to take our favorite rag tees, and put them in a massive scanner and print the muhfuka. This lowkey...

This how it feels when everyone at the doctors office look at me when they ask me for an on the spot Stool sample.   Artwork by Jamie Rosier

My fave tee of the season, that's all ima say. Shout out REEMO!   Artwork by Blinkerfluid

Life is like a flower....you get it out da mud....flourish....then you kinda just die off and feed the ground for the next flower to grow. On a lighter note, dont be a flower, just wear it.

Id gift this shirt to a hot chick or a grandma, this one kinda just got reach like that.

you know Days before Rodeo???? these the seconds before the rodeo fr.

(Insert some stupid little joke about only seeing the black outline) yea real fckin funny.

New car smell.....lol

What can anyone possible say about a keychain anymore anyway. Anyway, saw a K-pop star rockin a cstar keychain on IG...after seeing that I went and bought some Korean fried chicken to support them back in anyway I could

This one for all dem thirsty MF's